Jan 27, 2012
“That’s vulgar,” my mother would say. Oh. Well then. That settled it; I wouldn’t dream of doing anything vulgar.
My mother died when I was twenty-three, before we had fully recovered from my adolescence. I grope in the dark to understand her. Much of what I think I know is probably wrong.
I was reminiscing with my sister-in-law, Esther. “And what’s wrong with vulgar?” she said. “It just means common.” Though I was past fifty, and had long since shattered every one of Mother’s taboos, I had never questioned that vulgarity was shameful. It was a powerful moment, and I began thinking of all the things that Mother considered vulgar.
Dangling earrings. Pants worn with high heels. Bikinis. Clashing colors. Chartreuse. Fuchsia. I was in 7th grade when I got my first sexy bathing suit: an orange tank with broad fuchsia stripes up the sides. Everyone knew orange and pink clashed, as did red and pink, green and blue. I have to assume I chose the bathing suit, and I admire Mother for buying it. She was encouraging autonomy. Or maybe she was just tired.
DANGLING EARRINGS ON VULGAR RED LACE
The word Mom. In 1955 Phillip Wylie coined the term momism in Generation of Vipers, an astonishingly misogynistic (and extremely popular) book. Mother absorbed his loathing, and I can see her mouth stretched in an exaggerated O as she spoke the word Mom with contempt. As children we called her Mummy, nicely British, therefore not vulgar. (My father was an extreme anglophile.)
New York accents, nasal voices, loud female voices, crude language. “Gentle voices,” my father would say, if Luli and I spoke too loudly, and he frequently spoke of Esther’s melodious voice. I never heard “shit” until I was 12, and was astounded some years later when I realized Mother knew the word.
Carmen Miranda, Las Vegas, blondes. Ginger Rogers was only saved from vulgarity by her elegant pairing with Fred Astaire.
Fried foods, chewing gum. “It’s like a cow chewing her cud.” And Mother would do a wonderful cud-chewing imitation.
Fat women in stretch pants. Fat women. Fat. My father felt fat women were a personal insult, as they apparently did not care to attract him. My sister Luli says Mother was terrified of becoming fat. Luli was fat for many years, distressing my father, as she was his favorite.
I learned the concept so well I can apply it to things my mother never mentioned. Tap dancing is vulgar (except for Fred Astaire); ballet is not. Why weren’t Broadway musicals vulgar, full of flashy colors and blondes? Probably because my mother and father enjoyed going to an evening of dinner and theater in the city.
It’s hard to know where my father’s thoughts ended and my mother’s began. The only subject on which I know they disagreed was Eleanor Roosevelt. My mother admired her; my father dismissed her. She was homely, and her voice was horrid.
Mother was the daughter of a distinguished professor, whose specialty was southern agricultural history. Professors were respected, but ill-paid, and her mother taught piano. Mother grew up in the south, went to college at George Washington, and belonged to Kappa Delta. She dropped out after her junior year to marry my father, a Jew from New York. He was six years older than she.
Dad was ashamed and contemptuous of his father, but he was proud of his mother. His father was an entrepreneurial merchant whose business failed, a man full of life and bonhomie. Her family were sugar barons in Colombia, where she was raised rich and sent to a Jewish boarding school in London.
I believe Dad was quite young when he began denying he was Jewish. He dropped his father’s name and took his mother’s, changing his surname from Jacobs to Eder. He was over 90 when he told me my mother’s parents didn’t like him because he was Jewish. It was the first time I had ever heard him acknowledge it.
My father was successful as an international corporate lawyer, and my parents lived the high life in South America and Long Island. But Esther once described my father as a man standing outside a beautiful house, with his nose pressed against the window.
I think my mother also felt like an outsider. Yearning to be not just respectable, but aristocratic, my parents had to guard against any taint of the vulgar.
I try to find a common thread in the things my mother identified as vulgar. Anything flagrantly sexual was certainly vulgar. Anything which suggested Jewish. Anything from poor southern culture, which would include anything Black.
The other day in Cordele, Georgia I met a woman in the motel breakfast buffet. She was a very fat woman, with bleached blonde hair. She told me she is raising five foster children – a 17-year-old whom she’s had from birth, two three-year-olds, and two four-year-olds. They live out in the country, so there’s plenty of room to play. She loves having foster children. Her face glowed as she talked of them.
She, her husband and some in-laws were on their way from Michigan to Florida to take a Caribbean cruise, and she was very excited. I asked if the children were in respite care. “Oh no, my daughter and her husband are keeping them.”
My mother would consider modern-day cruises vulgar, though ocean crossings in the grand style of the first half of the twentieth century were fine. Yet Mother valued kindness above all. Would she see past the stretch jeans, the dyed hair, to the generous heart and patient spirit of this woman? I like to think she would.
MOTHER
Jan 20, 2012
When I was in college everyone took a personality test. We ridiculed the question that asked whether you preferred carrots raw or cooked, and assumed it was about sex (wasn’t everything?)
COOKED OR CRUNCHY?
But I also remember being asked to agree/disagree with statements such as “Success in life is largely a matter of luck” and “I can control my destiny.” As I understand it, your answer to these indicates your sense of efficacy and likelihood of success. If you think life is largely a matter of luck, you’re out of luck.
But so much of life is determined by luck. You walk along happily for awhile, doing whatever it is you do, and then life comes along and snatches the rug out from under you. The personal calamities: dread disease, business failure, loss of a loved one. The public calamities: hurricane, riot, economic collapse. Any of these will knock you flat.
Wise advisors, such as self-help books and grandmas, say that though you can’t control what happens to you, you can control your response. While some are defeated by fortune, others rally and stand up again, like one of those little dolls with a rounded, weighted bottom. No matter how many times you knock it over, it pops right back up.
So where do we get our optimism, the courage to fail, the will to keep trying? I say pluck is also a product of luck. If we are very fortunate perhaps we are born resilient, but I think for most it is nurture, not nature. And our luck resides in the circumstances of our birth.
I have an image of babies, each set at the beginning of a path. On every path there are hurdles. On some paths there are small, regularly spaced hurdles, and at each early hurdle, hands reaching out to help the child clear the bar, voices raised in praise when she does. On other paths the hurdles are high as a house, and the child is alone. Some rare few of these children – and who knows the source of their strength? – will clamber over and move on, but many more will be defeated.
PERDITA FELICIEN AND DAWN HARPER
I used to ask my law students why the homeless victims of hurricanes receive assistance and compassion, while the world scorns the chronically homeless, whose lives were blown awry by abuse, war, illness. And they would reply that the chronically homeless people were responsible for their own situation, and should help themselves. Yet the students knew very well that for some people the deck is stacked from the beginning.
Puzzling over their need to blame the victim, I thought it was hard for them to acknowledge the role of luck in their own success. They wanted to have control. And if they believed they had not earned their many advantages, they would feel guilty. Even more, it was important to believe that the losers had brought their troubles on themselves. Otherwise, what was to prevent the same thing from happening to them?
I’ve had a lovely life, full of friends and lovers, a late and happy marriage, interesting work, adventures, travel, and even economic security. The primary reason is that I’ve been lucky. Of course I’ve met my share of hurdles, and worked hard, but I was lucky to be born into a family that blessed me with enthusiasm, optimism and resilience as well as material well-being.
There were plenty of weeds in the family garden – alcoholism, tyranny, petty snobbery. For me they were hidden by the flowers. My parents assumed I would succeed in school and in life. My father was an optimist until the day he died. He was also overbearing, but because I was the last child, I wasn’t the star of his dreams, which meant I had room to move. My mother was gloomy but loving, and I was very close to her. They were both voracious readers. They had more than enough money, and happily they valued education and experience over stuff, so we had excellent schooling, travel and adventure in our lives.
As one of the lucky ones, I hope to repay my debt to fortune with compassion and appreciation. I should keep my heart open to the one who has not been lucky. I can’t walk a mile in her shoes – she’s wearing them, and only she knows how they hobble, where they pinch. But I should meet her where she is, and help where I can.
And I should appreciate good luck while I have it; it will certainly come and go. I can’t live looking over my shoulder for that figure that will snatch the rug out from under me, but I can rejoice when life is going well. Denise Levertov said it as well as it can be said:
Of Being
I know this happiness
is provisional:
The looming presences –
great suffering, great fear –
withdraw only
into peripheral vision:
but ineluctable this shimmering
of wind in the blue leaves:
this flood of stillness
widening the lake of sky:
this need to dance,
this need to kneel:
this mystery.
in Breathing the Water (1987)
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Jan 13, 2012
(I promised you a post on The Fairy Queen, but the Fairy Queen was shy)
North of Macon, in the Oconee National Forest, the road to Sue’s cabin is a long drive, with towns and turns that fill a page of directions. At four o’clock one spring morning I loaded Oyster and Chilidog into the back of my Honda wagon and headed up the interstate. Driving in the dark with no landmarks but the exit signs, no traffic but the trucks, the time and distance passed quickly, and the sunrise on my right was soft and clear. We drove up I-75 and I-16 and over many country roads to Sue’s cabin.
OYSTER AND I; CHILIDOG
The wiggling and whining began when we reached the old bridge over Murder Creek, rusting iron and old wooden planks that made the Honda rattle. As soon as I parked at the end of Sue’s drive and opened the tailgate, the dogs burst out of the car, and Putnam tore up the hill, barking, to meet them. Then there was ass-sniffing and nose-touching, circling and chasing until they were all satisfied they knew each other.
SUE AND PUTNAM
The cabin is well below the road, and the unpaved driveway descends steeply, then rises to a clearing. Fog or rain turns the Georgia clay to slick mud, trapping the cars, so we always walk in. We trudged up and down the hill, mercifully dry on a cool sunny day, lugging water jugs and food.
Every trip to the cabin is a new adventure. It began as a pine box with a loft, beautifully crafted by Emery, an old man who works alone. The boards run diagonally up to the high ceiling, the wood gleaming yellow. In the twenty years since he built the basic box and dug the hole for the outhouse, he has added a screened front porch, and an open deck on the back and side. At each visit there are new souvenirs on the pine walls and wooden shelves: a tile with a hand-painted picture of the cabin, a turtle shell, a deer skull.
Sue has ten acres, and watches with dread as other tracts of land are cleared and sold off in large lots. But it’s almost twenty years since she built the cabin, and in that time she has only acquired two new neighbors and one new hunt camp.
Her one close neighbor, Gloria, was there first, up the creek from Sue’s land. She is a tall, scrawny, rural woman, missing some teeth. The man who knocked them out left a dozen years ago, with some legal persuasion from Sue, and now Gloria lives happily with her old dog, her garden, and her chickens, who run free through the woods. Free-range chickens, I suppose they are, but Gloria wouldn’t think of calling them anything so fancy. They’re just chickens.
Sue and I finished unloading the car, and I sat on the porch in the old Adirondack chair while she puttered: sweeping up a dead spider, pulling down a sleeping bag for my cot in the corner, bringing in wood for the stove. For Sue, housekeeping at the cabin is play, not work. After the long drive, I prefer to sit and gaze, breathing the cool piney air, listening to a cardinal sing three notes over and over.
There will be plenty of time for talk, as we bush-whack through the woods, or huddle in front of the wood stove with our wine. We have known each other since our twenties, when we were young lawyers fighting for the poor, young women struggling to be heard. We have grown up together.
JACKSONVILLE AREA LEGAL AID, 1975. SUE AND I AT LEFT.
The dogs had worn themselves out chasing up and down the hill. Putnam was helping Sue putter, while Chili and Oyster lay at my feet. Oyster was regal, her head high, her tongue out, panting. Chili was half-asleep, her head on her paws, ears relaxed, eyes closing, her tail wagging whenever I threw a remark her way.
Sue brewed coffee on the camp stove, in a nasty old aluminum percolator. I heard a rustling in the leaves. One of Chili’s long ears twitched higher; Oyster turned her head. Around the bend in the creek trail came three large hens in procession, pecking and chuckling and heading for the clearing.
Chili was up and out the door, down the cinder block steps in one wiry leap. Two chickens flapped and squawked into the safety of the woods, but the lead chicken was flat on the ground, Chili standing over her. I screamed, “Chili, NO!” and was at her side, holding her back by the collar. Oyster and Putnam and Sue were with us now, dogs barking, chicken lying flat. Sue dragged Putnam into the porch and threw me two leashes, and I hauled Chili and Oyster inside. We came back out and stood over the chicken. It was injured, but still twitching, and we knew we had to kill it quickly. We’d explain to Gloria later.
Chili was my dog; it was my problem. But I had no experience with killing chickens. We had no gun. Sue has No Hunting notices posted all around the perimeter, and a couple of Wildlife Refuge signs for good measure. I would have to smash it with a shovel. Sue went to fetch it, and I breathed deep to find strength. I raised the big shovel up and over my head with both hands. As I swung it down, the chicken leapt to her feet and raced into the woods.
Jan 6, 2012
All happy Christmases are alike – compounded of food, friends, memories, and most of all, family, complete with love and aggravation. We had a quiet one this year – no Twelve Days of Houseguests.click Only Luli for four days, overlapping with Joe’s daughter Leah for three, overlapping with a day visit from Rick (Joe’s brother) and Catherine, plus two cousins and a girlfriend.
Before Christmas we went south for visits with family. Tuesday night was a big Hanuukah dinner at Joe’s Dad’s house in Delray. Fifteen people, matzoh ball soup, brisket, latkes, broccoli, apple cake and rugeleh. The three children lit the menorah, played dreidel, and received generous money gifts. We did not get to read the Hannukah story (the kids were a little out of control), but the menorah made an impression on Amanda, and each time we saw one in the following week she would tell me which day of Hannukah it was.
BY TERRY KATZ FROM 123RF.COM
The day after we returned from south Florida, I picked up my sister Luli in Jacksonville. Her plane was late, but not very, and we were home in time for dinner with the Hilkers. Mary Anne and Larry are our only old friends with a young child. Ariel is eleven, and she and Amanda have been friends since Amanda was born. They call each other sister, and play and fight as though they were.
We spent a balmy evening outside in their back yard, with pizza and half a bushel of oysters. Joe and Larry shucked most of them and fed them to Luli in a steady stream. Amanda rode Ariel’s scooter around and around the patio, stopping on each circuit for another oyster warmed on the grill.
BY LENA GROENHALL AT WWW.123RF.COM
On Christmas Eve, Luli, Amanda and I went to the children’s service at United Church of Gainesville. I made Amanda leave her book in the car, and told Luli she should leave her battered daypack, which serves as both luggage and purse. I had no good reason for either of these rules, just a fuzzy feeling that it was not respectful or appropriate – shades of my mother! My bossiness made all of us cross, but it couldn’t ruin the service.
Sandy, one of the ministers, greeted Amanda at the door with a Wise Man figure to put on the creche when they came to that part of the Christmas story. Amanda took it reluctantly, and told me “I don’t want to do it.” “Okay, you can just take it back to Sandy.” Which she did, after choosing seats for us in the front row.
Andy, another minister, told the Christmas story, with frequent pauses at the appropriate place for children to bring up their creche figures, or for all of us to sing a carol. The children, many of them barely walking, many in lavish Christmas dress, carried their lambs, shepherds, and angels to the creche table, where Sandy helped place them. Amanda’s figure wasn’t missed, as there were about a dozen Three Wise Men.
BY KATERINA STEPANOVA AT WWW.123RF.COM
The brief sermon in doggerel was accompanied by a slide show of Mary and Joseph, played by a very pregnant church member and her husband, searching in vain for a room at Gainesville’s seedy motels. The service ended with everyone gathering in the courtyard with candles to sing Silent Night. We sang many traditional carols that afternoon, with not a Rudolph or Santa in the bunch, and I was glad for Amanda to be learning the Christmas carols that I love.
We usually decorate our tree on Christmas Eve, so we had waited to buy one until we returned from South Florida. But on December 22 all the tree lots were empty, and the tents were coming down. Finally, at Home Depot, Joe found four trees, and rather than take advantage of having the last trees in Gainesville, the clerk gave him one for free, and sold him a lopsided bare pine wreath for a dollar. I had found a bag of decorations – ribbons, small pinecones and a few balls – for 25 cents at the Children’s Home Society thrift store. So I wrapped the ribbon around the wreath, added a rumpled red tartan bow, some small pinecones, and a teddy bear and shiny balls. Joe worries that I will turn into Martha Stewart.
After Joe wound the lights around the tree, Amanda hung all but the highest ornaments. She promptly broke the blown glass ornament Joe and I bought in New Orleans, and I told her “It’s a tradition – we break one ornament every year – it’s good to have it over with.”
So many of the ornaments carry memories. The yarn ornaments I made with Amanda’s mother and uncle when they were young. The punk snow man my son made, with a red mohawk and a safety pin in his ear. On the mantel, tiny creche figures from Amanda’s uncle, and Amanda Angel, a little figurine I bought when she was three. Missing is the ornament that was dearest to me – the angel Amanda’s mother made out of a toilet paper tube and a styrofoam ball decorated with glitter and spangles. It topped our Christmas tree for fourteen years, until our relationship deteriorated and she took it for her own tree. Now we have three ornaments made by Amanda, including a cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows.
On Christmas morning Amanda opened her stocking presents with great enthusiasm and appreciation. Among other treats were a tree made of cardboard, which, placed in a magic solution, grew fluffy crystals in 24 hours, and a small rubber rhinoceros which floated in a bowl of water until it became a large rubber rhinoceros, after passing through a slimy stage.
After breakfast (eggs, sausage, bagels, lox, cream cheese, grapefruit, strawberries and Calvados) we opened the presents under the tree. Again Amanda took time to appreciate each gift, even the slippers and calendar, and then cheered us on as we opened our own. I was thrilled by her graciousness and joy. Although I am her mother now, I am still a grandmother, and easily impressed.
We gave her a dance program for the Wii, so after presents we all danced. I flopped after about five minutes (no stamina, MUST resume regular exercise). Joe lasted thirty minutes, while Amanda and Luli continued for a full hour.
Leah arrived the next day and we had another gift exchange. The highlights were stick-on nails for Amanda, a book of poetry by Lucille Clifton for me, and for Leah, an invitation to accompany Joe to South Africa for two weeks this summer. Amanda and I had both declined to go, but now she said, “When I said I didn’t want to go again, I didn’t know Leah was going.” She adores Leah, her big sister, who indulges and plays with her while using all her middle- school-teacher tricks to keep her in line. It’s a lovely relationship.
We always save our big Christmas dinner for the day when Leah arrives, and it was our best dinner ever. (Steaks, spicy grilled vegetable ratatouille, garlic greens (mustard and chard), mashed potatoes, apple and pumpkin pies with butter crusts and tangerine zest in the pumpkin. Whipped cream and ice cream, OF COURSE.) Luli and I love to cook together. She is a professional cook, and I frequently seek her advice, but she insists that at my house she is the sous chef. The pies were worthy of the holiest of holidays.
Bruce and Iris came for dinner. We have had many Christmas dinners with them and their two children. But now Jordan lives in New York, and Casey has moved to Paris. Iris had just returned from a visit, and told us that Casey has made her home there, and intends to stay. Bruce said ruefully, “I guess our new hobby is visiting Paris.” Leah has chosen New Orleans, and is making it her own. With all the Muu Muu Mamas, I rejoice when the children grow up and create their own good lives.
When Rick and his family came, we went canoeing on the Santa Fe River, after a feast of cold cuts and cake. We all enjoyed it except Leah, who remembered too late that she hates canoeing. It didn’t help that Amanda didn’t paddle much, and in attempting to splash Joe, had splashed Leah instead. The day was way too cold for water fights, but Leah was very good-natured in her complaint. We all went out for sushi, Leah and I ordered bizarre and very alcoholic drinks, and then Rick and his family took off.
There were more feasts and celebrations. On New Year’s Eve the Hilkers came for supper (salmon, parslied potatoes, greens and fruitcake). On New Year’s Day Sh’mal and Linda, old HOME Van friends, came for lunch out on the deck (egg salad, green salad, cheese, pumpernickel and oranges) and then we went to Peggy’s big retirement party in High Springs, where I saw most of the Muu Muu’s and many of their grown kids. And that night, with Amanda in bed, Joe and I celebrated in the living room and danced to Beau Soleil, with a fire in the fireplace and the Christmas tree lights blinking.
The holidays wore me out, and I yearned for an empty house, and solitude. I am thrilled to be back at work. Every year one of us says, "Can't we skip Christmas?" But I wouldn't have missed it for the world.
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Dec 23, 2011
(I urge you to sing this to that fine old tune we all know and love)
On the first day of houseguests my true love said to me, “I can’t wait to see Lu-lee.”
On the second day of houseguests my true love said to me, “Where’s my list?” and “I can’t wait to see Lu-lee.”
On the third day of houseguests my true love said to me, “Fetch Don and Doris,” “Where’s my list?” and “I can’t wait to see Lu-lee.”
On the fourth day of houseguests my true love said to me, “Eric comes tonight,” “Fetch Don and Doris,” “Where’s my list?” and “I can’t wait to see Lu-lee.”
On the fifth day of houseguests my true love said to me, “TOO MANY GIFTS!” “Eric comes tonight,” “Fetch Don and Doris,” “Where’s my list?” and “I can’t wait to see Lu-lee.”
On the sixth day of houseguests my true love said to me, “I’ll never eat again,” “TOO MANY GIFTS!” “Eric comes tonight,” “Fetch Don and Doris,” “Where’s my list?” and “I can’t wait to see Lu-lee.”
On the seventh day of houseguests my true love said to me, “Let’s go get Leah,” “I thought you said you’d do it,” “TOO MANY GIFTS!” “Eric comes tonight,” “Fetch Don and Doris,” “Where’s my list?” and “I can’t wait to see Lu-lee.”
On the eighth day of houseguests my true love said to me, “Who’s coming next?” “Let’s go get Leah,” “I’ll never eat again,” “TOO MANY GIFTS!” “Get it yourself,” “Fetch Don and Doris,” “Where’s my list?” and “I can’t wait to see Lu-lee.”
On the ninth day of houseguests my true love said to me, “We should change the sheets,” “Who’s coming next?” “Let’s go get Leah,” “I’ll never eat again,” “TOO MANY GIFTS!” “Eric comes tonight,” “It’s not my family,” “Where’s my list?” and “I can’t wait to see Lu-lee.”
On the tenth day of houseguests my true love said to me, “We should change the sheets,” “Whatta ya mean ‘we’?” “Who’s coming next?”“Let’s go get Leah,” “I told you I’d do it,” “TOO MANY GIFTS!” “Eric comes tonight,” “Fetch Don and Doris,” “Leave me alone,” and “I can’t wait to see Lu-lee.”
On the eleventh day of houseguests my true love said to me, “Here comes Matt and Amber,” “We should change the sheets,” “Whatta ya mean ‘we’?” “Who’s coming next?”“Let’s go get Leah,” “Where’d you put my wallet,” “TOO MANY GIFTS!” “You forgot the onions,” “Fetch Don and Doris,” “Where’s my list?” and “I can’t wait to see Lu-lee.”
On the twelfth day of houseguests my true love said to me, “I’ll see you later,” “You forgot the onions,” “Leave me alone,” “Whatta ya mean ‘we’?” “I told you I’d do it,” “It’s not my family,” “You said you’d do it,” “GET IT YOURSELF,” “Where’d you put my wallet?” “Where’s my list?” “I’ll never eat again,”and “I can’t wait to see Lu-lee.”
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Dec 16, 2011
When I was employed at a little legal think tank, I spent a lot of time on causes dear to my heart: welfare rights, abortion rights, indigent health care. Most of my companions in these causes were volunteers, who had to follow their fervor outside of whatever job they were paid to do. But at my job, which was largely self-defined, I was encouraged to engage with the community, and even had a secretary to help me with it! So people were always asking me to do things – go to meetings, chair committees, give speeches.
For years, I was The Girl Who Can’t Say No. And like most yes-sayers, I got in over my head, floundering to avoid drowning, dropping balls, mixing metaphors. Then one day I had a vision*** of a strange bird sitting on my shoulder. It turned out to be the No Bird. Since then, whenever anyone asks me to take on a project, the No Bird asks three questions. “Is it worthwhile? Do you have time? Do you want to do it?” Unless I can say yes to all three, I’m required to say No. This is harder than it sounds.
THE NO BIRD
First, worthiness is hard to assess. Doing a kindness is always worthwhile. Fun is always worthwhile. Speaking truth to power is a moral imperative, and therefore usually worthwhile, though efficacy must sometimes enter into the equation, and one must beware of the self-aggrandizing tendency.
Time is elastic. If you want something done, ask a busy woman. Even if she consults her calendar for other commitments, she probably hasn't scheduled down time: time to lie in a hammock, drink a cup of tea, sit and stare. And as she considers the request, she'll probably ignore family obligations and general maintenance. So she's likely to say yes, and down time and all the rest get squeezed out.
“Do you want to?” can also be a tricky question. They like me, they like me. They’ll be angry if I say no. I’m the best (or only!) one who can do it. All these lead me to think, well yes, I kind of want to. But if the thought of it fills me with dread and depression, if my throat tightens and I want to hide under the bed – that’s a pretty sure sign that I don’t.
Sometimes I overrule the No Bird. When worthwhile really means essential, and I’m truly the only one who can do it, we argue quite fiercely, and eventually the No Bird has to shut up. (You can see that her beak is a little the worse for wear.) But by and large my silly bird has been very helpful, and I haven’t joined a committee in years.
*** Inspiration always comes to me in pictures. A house collapsing into a sinkhole, an infant left by a dumpster, a man standing in shadows at the edge of the woods – these sudden images generated my three novels.
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